Does anyone ever get that feeling in your chest like when something sad happens like you can physically feel the pain and you feel your throat becoming thick and your words get caught and you cant really talk and you feel like crying but you cant and it just hurts
i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk

in a job interview be sure to tell them that you’re fergalicious, they will hire you on the spot
what if showing affection didn’t make me uncomfortable that would be cool
Damn, that’s a cold-ass honkie.
- Friend: go ask
- Me: no you go ask
- Friend: no you
- Me: fine can i have ketchup
your-hallucinations-my-reality:
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
I know so many people with this dilemma..







