My reaction whenever someone makes up a sad story to get sympathy
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
Teacher: sit down
i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
Worlds largest mozzarella stick!
stick it up my ass
that is not the intended use sir
"One of the best feelings in the world is knowing that your presence and absence both mean something to someone."
this looks way to perfect on my blog
and its transparent
This is the most calming gif I have ever seen
THIS LOOKS SO SICK ON MY BLOG
any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough
ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH
yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist